Thursday, May 20, 2010

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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."


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"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

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"No", she replied. "He's out."
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"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"

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"We do not go into a House together," they replied.



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"Why is that?" she asked.

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One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

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The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

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His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"

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Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

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"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."

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Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

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The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

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MY WISH FOR YOU...

-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

What is Love and what is Marriage...??


A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: - you can go through them only once & cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realize, you have already missed the person ...."*

*"What is marriage then?"

The student asked. The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."*

Sunday, May 16, 2010

SDLC And HLC

Title is so confusing na? Let me make it clear.
SDLC- As all tom, dick and harry of s/w industry know about SDLC.. its Software Development Life Cycle.
Now what the hell is HLC. Its nothing but a term used by me for Human Life Cycle.
May me you are thinking what I'm trying to explain by taking these two uncommon terms(by normal man, but software industry don't demand normal..it only asks for normalization.). yeah..so i am co-relating these.

Different Phases of SDLC
1. feasibility Study - Before developing any s/w product, we need to study about some points like- Is it possible to develop such product? what should be the language? In this phase we consider about -
i> technical feasibility
ii>Economical
iii> Legal etc.
Now If we consider come to HLC
first phase is same..
Before giving birth to a baby. parents think over a number of unusual, uncommon and endless points. this is same as feasibility study of SDLC. Parents think how can they manage to feed, educate and how is it possible by the easiest way. Is it feasible to give birth now.. or should we wait??

come to second point
2.> Requirement Analysis and Specification-- In SDLC its complete description of the requirement and behavior of the system to be developed.
Now you ask how can it be related to HLC??
Before giving birth to a baby parents think over its requirement.. is it really required or could we adopt any orphan baby?? its requirement is urgent(like pressurized by in-laws) they go for it, and start thinking about the future of coming baby.

3.> Design - It play vital role in both SDLC and HLC, I think no need to define it. before starting any new work you already image a design of it.. :P

4.> Coding and unit testing - this is phase where in SDLC , coding part is done.and then unit testing of each module is done.
same in HLC .. technology reached so high...one can see the product before the delivery..and unit testing can also be possible. if test failed..means the coming product is not up to the standard u can XXXXXXXXXXX.

5.>System and Integration Testing - After full development of product system testing is done..and product is checked is it working same as required or functioning some abnormal.
HLC.. should I define it??
ok..the Kid is tested is he/she the perfect or have any abnormalities.. Is he/she able to manage in society or should they admitted in some disability type schools ?

6.> Maintenance - the last but not least.. its a phase which ends only after the product is replaced by another advanced product or totally new product.. otherwise maintenance phase continues ....
HLC..baby->to kid-> teen-> youth-> then again the same HLC start,with giving birth to new kid....
and the same continues................

Friday, April 30, 2010

How to access blocked sites.

Many of the schools, colleges and offices block their students/workers from accessing social networking sites like Twitter, Facebook, Orkut, Myspace etc. One of the most widely used methods to access blocked websites is to use Proxies or Anonymizer websites. But using proxies is not easy and most of the times only the network admins will have access to it, and almost all the anonymizer sites gets blocked by firewall as well. So what is the way out to access blocked websites?

get caught, you might lose your job!

9 Alternative but Innovative Ways to Access Blocked Sites

1. Screen-Resolution.com

Screen Resolution Checker is actually meant to check how a website looks in different resolutions. It works only on Internet Explorer, but surely a cool alternative way to access blocked sites. You can click on the internal links and navigate through the website.

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2. BrowserShots.org

Browser Shots is similar to Screen resolution checker, but doesn’t support navigation through the website. It gives the static snapshots of the website URL you request for, but can be useful to access those blocked websites which doesn’t need you to login to access the content. The snapshots given are of very high quality and it would be of the whole page from header to footer.

3. Google Cache

Search engines like Google and Yahoo cache webpages and these cached pages are stored in search engines themselves, which likely will be added to the blocked list. Click on the ‘cache’ will bring you to a cache version of the page, as updated as how Google caches it. I have seen many admins blocking the URL of Google cache itself, in that case try yahoo or other search engines, they must work!

4. Online Translation Services

Online translation services like Yahoo BabelFish, Google Translate etc allows you to translate a website from one language to another and display the translated results on their own page.The trick here is to enter the URL (website you’re blocked), re-translate it even if you don’t need to and let Google or Yahoo fetch you the content! And again, if Yahoo and Google Translate are blocked, you can search for other alternatives!

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5. Retrieve web pages via Email

Web2Mail is a free service that sends websites you want to read right into your inbox. All you need to do is send an email to www@web2mail.com with the URL as subject title. You can also try WebinMail

6. Google mobile Cache

Use Google Mobile Search. Google display the normal HTML pages as if you are viewing them on a mobile phone. During the translation, Google removes the javascript content and CSS scripts and breaks a longer page into several smaller pages.

7. Subscribe to RSS Feed

This might not work for all sites, but if the site you intended to visit provides RSS feeds, you can subscribe and read it with a RSS reader, or have it regularly send the contents to your email.

8. Wayback Machine

Wayback Machine is a internet service that periodically keeps a copy of almost all websites in the Internet way from the date they’re started. Clicking on the latest copy of what Wayback Machine have should be somewhat similar to the real site. Another way to access blocked sites via caches. Not helpful always.

9. These methods can still help you to unblock websites. But then, there is no fool-proof way as such since it all depends on how smart your network admin is. So, here I present yet another way to access blocked sites which is based on the method of bypassing URL filtering employed by the admin.

Access Blocked Websites by Bypassing URL Filtering

Most of the network admins in schools and colleges block a website by its name (http://www.xxx.com) or by its IP address. Assuming this is the case, we will learn about a way to bypass the URL filtering.

Step 1: Find out the IP address of the blocked website which you are trying to access. Let us take http://techpp.com as our example. Go to Start –> Run and type cmd

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A new window opens. Type ping techpp.com and press Enter. You will see the IP address as shown below.

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IP address of techpp.com = 67.222.24.82

Step 2: Convert each of the 4 numbers (67, 222, 24 and 82) into an 8-digit binary value. In order to do this open your Windows calculator, select Scientific view.

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Make sure ‘Dec’ is selected and enter the first number and select ‘Bin’. This would give you 8 digit binary value of 67 = 01000011.

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Repeat the process for other 3 numbers as well. You will get four 8-digit binary equivalents. Put them all together

01000011110111100001100001010010

Step 3: Convert 01000011110111100001100001010010 into a decimal value. For this, reverse the process explained in Step 2 i.e Select Bin and input 01000011110111100001100001010010 (copy-paste) and then click Dec. This will give you the decimal equivalent of the 32 digit binary number = 1138628690

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Step 4: Go to your browser and in the address bar type http://1138628690, this should open http://techpp.com, but it doesn’t, reason given below.

Imp: You might have observed that http://1138628690 is giving Bad Request error. This is because the above trick doesn’t work for websites running on virtual hosts. But other sites like Google, Gmail etc will work flawlessly (http://1249729384 or http://3512041827/)


Thursday, April 29, 2010

Love

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
What is lovve/pyar/ishq/mohabaat...
defining love is much harder then feeling.
kisi ne kaha hai
" Juben khamosh rahti hai , nazer se kaam hota hai
isi mahool ka shyada, mohbaat nam hota hai"
In science - Love is any of a number of emotions related to a sense of strong affection[1] and attachment.

ohhoo hard to get it...let take it in some other way

Love is the answer to "all" questions!

It is important to stand in Love, not fall into it.

Love is waking up to find the object of your affection in the dream you were having asleep on your shoulder.

Could it be that Love is a story that can never be fully expressed?

Love is seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

What is Love – Seasoned Feelings

What is Love – The Cost of Giving

What is Love – God’s Nature

if u have better one please commnet me..
main to bas itna hi kahunga.. Love is what u can't define.. its the thing you can feel.

Suna hai ishq me tez ho jati hai dil ki dhadkane



Kehne ko to bahut hai mere apno me,
par koi ho jise apna kehte hi guroor aa jaye to….kya baat ho..!

Suna hai ishq me tez ho jati hai dil ki dhadkane,
par koi jo khud aisi dhadkan ban jaye to….kya baat ho..!

Chahten hain sab saat janmo ka pyar,
par ye ehsaas koi ek janam me de jaye to….kya baat ho..!

Aksar chehre ke aansuon ko andekha kar dete hain log,
par koi in aasnsuon ko baarish ki boondon me pehchaan jaye to….kya baat ho..!

Yun to tanhai me yaad kiya karten hain kisi ko,
par kisi ki yaad bhari mehfil me tanha kar jaye to….kya baat ho..!

Khudkhushi kar lete hain kai judai ke gam me,
par koi jeene ki wajah ban jaye to….kya baat ho..!

Bade shayaron ki kalam par to sabhi dete hain daat,
naacheez ki is peshkash par agar apki wah-wahi mil jaye to……….!!!!!
Roz sahil pe khade hoke yahi dekha hai
Shaam ka pighla hua surkh-sunhari rogan
Roz matiyale-se paani mein yeh ghul jaata hai

Roz sahil pe khade hoke yahi socha hai
Mein jo pighali huee rangeen shafaq ka rogan
Ponchh loo haathon pe

Aur chpuke se ik baar kabhi
Tere gulnaar se rukhsaaron pe chhap se mal doon
Shaam ka pighala hua surkh-sunhari rogan

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

If I could make a garden




I see you, whisper of my heart,
Do you see me today
Would you be my forever friend
And stay with me always.

I hope we can laugh and cry,
Never to have a reason why,
I pray God will create a rainbow in our sky.
So we see colors of hope that pass by.

If I could make a garden
Where we can spend our days,
And hear the birds sing up above
To our God in praise.

Never growing old, to stay just as we are
God gave us love and a bright new star,
I see you, do you see me
Forever with God, we will live in harmony.