A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."



"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.



"No", she replied. "He's out."





"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"

"We do not go into a House together," they replied.



"Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"

Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

What is Love and what is Marriage...??

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: - you can go through them only once & cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realize, you have already missed the person ...."*

*"What is marriage then?"

The student asked. The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."*

SDLC And HLC

Title is so confusing na? Let me make it clear.
SDLC- As all tom, dick and harry of s/w industry know about SDLC.. its Software Development Life Cycle.
Now what the hell is HLC. Its nothing but a term used by me for Human Life Cycle.
May me you are thinking what I'm trying to explain by taking these two uncommon terms(by normal man, but software industry don't demand normal..it only asks for normalization.). yeah..so i am co-relating these.

Different Phases of SDLC
1. feasibility Study - Before developing any s/w product, we need to study about some points like- Is it possible to develop such product? what should be the language? In this phase we consider about -
i> technical feasibility
ii>Economical
iii> Legal etc.
Now If we consider come to HLC
first phase is same..
Before giving birth to a baby. parents think over a number of unusual, uncommon and endless points. this is same as feasibility study of SDLC. Parents think how can they manage to feed, educate and how is it possible by the easiest way. Is it feasible to give birth now.. or should we wait??

come to second point
2.> Requirement Analysis and Specification-- In SDLC its complete description of the requirement and behavior of the system to be developed.
Now you ask how can it be related to HLC??
Before giving birth to a baby parents think over its requirement.. is it really required or could we adopt any orphan baby?? its requirement is urgent(like pressurized by in-laws) they go for it, and start thinking about the future of coming baby.

3.> Design - It play vital role in both SDLC and HLC, I think no need to define it. before starting any new work you already image a design of it.. :P

4.> Coding and unit testing - this is phase where in SDLC , coding part is done.and then unit testing of each module is done.
same in HLC .. technology reached so high...one can see the product before the delivery..and unit testing can also be possible. if test failed..means the coming product is not up to the standard u can XXXXXXXXXXX.

5.>System and Integration Testing - After full development of product system testing is done..and product is checked is it working same as required or functioning some abnormal.
HLC.. should I define it??
ok..the Kid is tested is he/she the perfect or have any abnormalities.. Is he/she able to manage in society or should they admitted in some disability type schools ?

6.> Maintenance - the last but not least.. its a phase which ends only after the product is replaced by another advanced product or totally new product.. otherwise maintenance phase continues ....
HLC..baby->to kid-> teen-> youth-> then again the same HLC start,with giving birth to new kid....
and the same continues................